Fail :(
Here are letters, confessions, and rants that I didn’t find good enough to be presented to you… ( Note: Some are rated R )
Failed Letters
Dear Kip,
Your site is very nice… – SURREALIST
Dear Kip,
I am a happily married man, and adore my wife and children but I can only love and worship women of the streets. When I pay for sex I love it. I am also paying my wife and for the house but in a different way. These slutty women will do anything for the money, and I can work their asses and other things off, but with the wife I must be gentile and also care for her wishes in order to get the final reward. Street women do not demand satisfaction, that is why the sex is so good! – DEAR JOHN
Dear Kip,
I was wondering if hairy guys could have tattoos? My friend says they can’t 
. I hate admitting it but i am hairy…. ugh. I hate it but some people like it. Others see that as who i am but I’ve always tried hidding it. What would u do? – SUNFLOWER
Dear Kip,
I want to know your response if someone rich and good hearted man purposes you for marriage what was or will be your instant expression.pl tell humourous manner. – YOUR FOREIGN FRIEND
Dear Kip,
Me and my wife are married for 12 years now, have 3 wonderfull kinds and last week she asked me something that i cant stop thinking about. She asked me for permission to have unattached, unemotional sex with other men. Old freinds from school or whoever they are. Of coarse i got mad and said no. What kind of question is that. I wonder if she been cheating on me all these 12 years. Is my wife going crazy? Shes asking me for permission to cheat on me. – WHATS WRONG WITH HER
Dear Kip,
Im 19 young i no but so crazy about this man i been wth him 3 years for 6 months we broke up he was a complete tosser to me then wen imet some one he wanted me back so i took him back and now i just dont see us working i have broken up with him but i cant stop being sad its pathetic i no but what can i do i still wanna keep ringing and texting him i dont want to and wen i see him with a girl i wanna be hapy for him but instead my heart really does hurt wen i even think about it and ears come to my eyes straight away please please HELP thank you x x x – MS UNLOVED
Dear Kip,
Nice website 
God bless you. – GEEK ON NET
Dear Kip,
I’m Fausta and I am an Italian web developer. Sorry for my awful English! I really love your blog, it’s very funny, I read it nearly everyday. I developed a site, [url removed], it’s a site for the creation of fake pictures, fake captions and covers of international magazines with your own photo on it. Hope you like it! I’d love to see a review of Write On It on your blog… It would be wonderful and a great opportunity for me to reach an international audience ! Do you think it could be possible ? If you need any picture for the blog post just let me know and I’ll be more than happy to create for you some ad hoc pictures you can use in the blog post. Let me know if it works for you! – FAUSTA
Dear Kip,
Why would you let someone put someones name and address and phone up knowing he has a small son and this might put him at risk with all the nut cases in the world? Just asking. P.S. I’m in your friends list…lol. – CONCERN CRAZY
Dear Kip,
I’m a 26 year old mother of 2 cute little boys, been married to the same guy for 5 years now. We met in college, dated for a while and then decided to take it to the next level. Few months after we graduated we got married and started a family life. I have a 6 month old boy and the older one is 3 years old. We are one happy family, we go to church on Sundays, help people out and do many other great things. Lately I been feeling my husband keeping distance from me, I know I just had a child not long ago, but our sexual life is down and simply boring, maybe it’s my weight, or that’s what I thought. I met my old friend from college online not long ago and she asked me when we broke up because she has been seeing my husband with another woman all the time, I told her we got married and still are, I thought she had mistaken someone for my husband. But after I going through his phone, email, credit card statements and everything I could get my hands on, I learned he’s been seeing her since I got pregnant the second time, so over a year now. I confronted him, he admitted on doing it, and I asked for a divorce. He cried and begged me for weeks not to, he promised he will never cheat again and that he loves our kids and thinks the kids both need us. I can’t forgive him, I tried, but I can’t live with the fact that when I was pregnant, going through rough times with his baby, he was sleeping with his old friend. I know we have kids together and I really love him, I just can’t forgive him. Should I still leave him, forgive him, maybe go for some counseling, I’m really lost. I really need some advice kip. – FAITHFUL WIFE
Dear Kip,
I work in a place where the management sucks, sometimes the people suck, but overall the management sucks worst. One of them has been fired for embezzlement/fraud and the whole firing was hushed up. You see, this company has an unwritten rule of “likability,” however much you’re liked, the less likely you are to get into trouble. But, don’t get me wrong, this job isn’t bad. It’s a job, it works, or in this case I work, and some people work harder and get ripped off on their hours. Now I don’t know if that means someone is taking them, but I should probably keep my mouth shut right?
I don’t know where I was going with this, but this seemed like a perfect place to vent anonymously… What kind of advice can you give me? Maybe you can give me a job and get me out of this irresponsible, messy, and unfair work place.
PS: I’m not one of those being ripped off for hours, though I have been in the past, and I’m well liked. I’m not that mad, just confused about the workplace, and its direction. It’s gotten better though. – WORKPLACE WORRY
Dear Kip,
I am in the market for a new toyota. Im a single mother of 4 kids, i really like the sienna. If i will buy it i will get the limited version with all wheel drive. We live in a cold climate and have snow 4 months out of the year and i will feel safer with all wheel drive. My freinds and family are telling me to stay away from toyotas for just one reason, not to send money over to japan but to buy something domestic and help our country. What should i do? – UNDECIDED
Dear Kip,
I’m confused are you a female? why do you have the soviet symbol thing in your vaginal area in the picture thing you have??? – CONFUSED FACE
Dear Kip,
Me and my girlfreind dated for over a year, we broke up because i worked too much and didnt have time. Now since i changed jobs, i have more time for her. I still have feelings for her, i tried hooking up angain but she only wants to be "just freinds". I cant be just freinds, im a guy. any suggestions what i could do? Thanks – HEARTBROKEN
Dear Kip,
i have this problem with drugs, i dont do it alot, almost never, but it costed me a few jobs allready and some jail time. I normally smoke a little weed with my freinds like once a month, its not really peer pressure i just like getting high sometimes. Is their anything i can do or try to stop my little drug problem? Thanks – HIGH HAPPY
Dear Kip,
Could you make your website page more girlish… otherwise, I might think that you are not a female… Thank you, hun. – MRS. MIRACLE
Dear Kip,
Oh, BTW, where is your Christmas tree??? I checked everywhere and couldn’t find one. – MRS. MIRACLE
Dear Kip,
Was Soviet sex different than American sex? In your country in the old days was the woman always on top and was the man just comrade do your duty? Did Soviet women wear combat boots in bed, and did comrade Stalin demand increases in production? Do you think American sex is too democratic, and that American women demand to much? – GRAMPS USA
Dear Kip,
I need some advice for a friend that wishes to be anonymous. He can only have sex with prostitutes. He must have professional sexual services in order to perform for some reason. Only a hooker will please him, and she must be of dark color even though he is white. Only African women do it for him. Is this a psychological problem? – FRIEND’S FRIEND
Dear Kip,
I meet a gay guy named Poul,so I try to make him straight so I started blowing him and at first he didn’t like it but then when I tried to pull my head away from his small weewee he was pushing my head down so i was like what the f**k so i just continued doing what i was doing and then it lead to us have sex and now I am caring his baby and I love him but he is still gay….Kip please help me and tell me what I can do about my problem.. – BABY GIRL
Dear Kip,
i love prison men!!! the longer the sentence the better the hump like its the last pussy they ever get.You know for sure their gonna be violating their parole and you can move on to a fresh fish! i always wonder if the men in concentration camps hump like its life its self. – BIG AND TASTY
