Nadya Suleman, Quattrodeca Mamma!
March 6, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, KipTip News
[ Nadya Suleman, Quattrodeca Mamma! ]
Hello Comrades,
Quattrodeca mom (Nadya Suleman) picked the wrong country to have 14 kids. If she was in Russia, no one would lift an eyebrow or care how she managed. Some people there have even larger families so it wouldn’t be a surprise for anyone.
Lucky for us, she had kids in the United States and because of that we can make fun of her and harass her!
I’m not being sarcastic… I don’t see why not, she deserves it. People that have huge hearts usually have huge wallets to go along with the heart. I don’t think she has a huge heart and definitely not a huge wallet…
Maybe she has enough love for her first 6 kids but if she loved her first 6 kids equally then each kid would receive 16% of her love. It’s not fair for the 14 if her max love of 6 was divided between the 14 of them. That means each child will receive 7.14% of love if she loved all 14 equally. Since every parent has a favorite, that screws up the math. It’s impossible to calculate how much love her favorite kid would receive but if it was 50% of her love, then it would mean that 13 kids would receive less than 4% of her love!
Are you outraged?! Lets protest this foolishness!
After doing some more math… I have some good news! The cost of diapers, food, and other baby essentials… WILL BE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET OUR ECONOMY JUMP STARTED! But, I also have some bad news… She doesn’t need to get a job to pay all of those bills… She needs to get 14 well paying jobs with health benefits. On top of that she will need to have the government add 2 more days to the calendar week. How about we add Humpday after Wednesday and since we could use another day between Friday and Saturday, we can add Kipday?!
PS: This is not a call for war comrades, put your guns away! I just want my tax money to go to people that actually need it and not to people that are selfish.
Your comrade,
- Kip
Bravo!! Very well said Kip. I seriously do not get the logic that is going through her head. I did an extensive rant on myspace in regards to this issue. Seriously…. I think those kids are put in a really bad sitaution based on her stupidity. Thats all im going to say for now!
Love to a child is a combination of things that include time. She needs (asked for) full time people to help her care for the kids and she intends to work. I don’t think the kids (all 14) are going to get what they need (love, care, etc.) from their mother or father. I know, what father?!
Hi, I’d just like to say that if Nadya Suleman, Quattrodeca Mamma was willing to have 14 children she will find sufficient love to go around. Love doesn’t diminish as it is spread around it multiplies.
We know that there are 5 languages of love in adult relationships:
- Words of Affirmation
- Quality Time
- Receiving Gifts
- Acts of Service
- Physical Touch
The same is probably true for children. Each of the 5 languages either take time or/and require money. Quattrodeca mom doesn’t have much money or time (she intends to work full-time). For young children, they need to hear that their mother loves them, they need to be held and touched, and they need to have time spent with them.
Lets say that her love multiplies, but she is still only one person and there is only so much of her to go around. These kids do not have a father who would not only be another person that would love them but also a father figure.
Quattrodeca mom didn’t want another 8. She wanted one more baby but knew she might have twins (because of procedure). She might be having babies for the wrong reasons (I’m not even going into the financial aspect). Some people are addicted to being pregnant or caring for a newborn. Last week her 911 call was released to the public where she called 911 thinking that she lost one of her 6 kids. Is this someone that can take care of 14 when she is barely managing 6?
This mother of 14 is not be “all there” in her head. You heard about the plastic surgery right? Plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer: “Nadya Suleman seems to have altered her face in attempts to resemble Angelina Jolie. She looks like she has had lip soft tissue fillers, Botox and possible cheek implants and a rhinoplasty.”
Here’s another little bit on love I’d like to share:
You thought you knew
what love was
before your child got into your heart
There is no limit
no measure
no end to this love
You belong. . .
literally…to each other
That little girl is yours, and you are hers.
That boy is priceless . . . the joy of your soul
If we take care of the moments
The years will take care of themselves.
Maria Edgeworth
To the world you may be just one person…but to one person
you might just be the world,
There are what… 4 distinct types of love (Agapē, Eros, Philia, & Storge) in Greek, right?
So, we can be on 4+ different pages when we speak of love.
She will always have “motherly love” for her kids. Saying “I love you” is not the same thing as showing it. Her kids will always be precious to her but those are only feelings (If I murdered someone, feeling sorry isn’t going to bring that person back).
Kids deserve better than “just being a number.”
There are many small families 1-3 kids and their parents never have time (a language of love) for them. We’re talking about 14 kids and a crazy mom… What time?
Exactly, what time? thats crazy. At one point, soon, shes gona start hating her kids and wish some of them would somehow disappear. It happens with families of only a few kids, so yea, its just a tradgedy waiting to happen.
It is highly difficult to show your kids the time, appreciation, affection and love that kids need in order to grow up healthy! Sure love can multiply and yes you can love your children but with so many kids you can leave them feeling negelected.
Coming from a big family myself I know that my parents didn’t always have the time that I needed/wanted and sometimes they had to chose one event over another. When there are music recitals, band concerts, chior or sporting events all in the smae night.. how do you decide which childs event you’re going to attend and see and which child just has to perform without seeing your freindly face in the crowd.
Kip’s answer about the 5 languages proves to me she is for real.
It reminds me of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.
Thank you Kip!
It’s a famous book by Dr. Gary Chapman: http://www.fivelovelanguages.com
Thank you!
Its a great book and really helps you understand your own self plus your how you can affectively show your significant other that you love them. Its one of the first subjects me and my boyfriend covered (he brought it up, not me!)
Unfortunately love is an intangible thing that can not be watered down or diluted. This tangential rant has proven nothing but your desire to see fourteen children become the victims of survival of the fittest. Good luck living in this world with that mentality.
Yet people fall in and out of love. I don’t want the 14 children to become the victims of a psycho mother. Good luck to you too.