Happy March 8th!
March 8, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, KipTip News
[ Happy March 8th ]
Hello Comrades,
Today is the "Women’s Day" holiday in the ex-Soviet Union countries. In the United States and in many other countries, this holiday is also known as "International Women’s Day." While it’s not as popular in the United Sates and in other countries, it’s a very big deal in the ex-Soviet Union.
I Wish All Of You Women A Happy March 8th!
Hey guys, why don’t you go out and buy your special woman some flowers? They’re a lot cheaper than on Valentines day (which is a plus).
Your comrade,
- Kip
Flowers or a Flash of Fire?
Both make magic and spark the flames of love.
If you want to be original, light some flash paper for her.
Great idea. I love to start small fires!
Thank you Kip!! Same to you lovely lady!!
I love this holiday.. makes me feel like i still have a piece of russia with me
Thsts great, of coarse, i lived here most of my life so i dont really know much about the march 8th holiday. In fact, this is the first time i heard of it. I keep it in mind for next year…
Thanks
I’m not falling for this one. The last time I bought my lovely wife flowers I didn’t get any sleep for 3 nights. Not in a good way either. Every 5 minutes it was …
What have you done?
Who is she?
Is she prettier than me?
How much did these cost?
Why did I only get a dozen?
Why are they black?
Why are they dead?
Whose grave did you steal these from?
Why don’t you love me anymore?
Does this moo-moo make me look fat?
For 3 days … No Thank You!
Michael you should’ve advised her that the moo-moo does in fact NOT make her look fat, but instead it hides all her little imprefections under the tarp. But whatever makes you happy.
There is a very simple fix for this Michael. Just make sure that one of you is out of town or behind bars (jail) for 3 days when you send her flowers.
Michael, your wife went through “psychological shock” when she received such a lovely gift…. “Shock” her more often and you will not sleep for 3 days for better reasons…
Trust me, you will like it!!!!! 
Kiska is right….. oh god I have some visuals in my head now. Not good!
Focus back on the hyenas and Michael tied to a tree!
Hey that guy’s rain coat looked like my wifes tarp, er moo-moo. I’ve thought about shocking her, but after the toaster sat in the bathtub for 3 weeks it dawned on me that she wasn’t going to shower anytime soon. As for the visuals, when we’re making love not only do I pretend shes someone else, I pretend I am too. Bring on the hyenas. I surrender.