Comments on: Happy March 8th! http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/ Kip helps you answer all of those tough questions... with a pinch of soviet love! Sat, 21 Apr 2012 13:26:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Michael http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-619 Michael Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:26:13 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-619 Hey that guy's rain coat looked like my wifes tarp, er moo-moo. I've thought about shocking her, but after the toaster sat in the bathtub for 3 weeks it dawned on me that she wasn't going to shower anytime soon. As for the visuals, when we're making love not only do I pretend shes someone else, I pretend I am too. Bring on the hyenas. I surrender. Hey that guy’s rain coat looked like my wifes tarp, er moo-moo. I’ve thought about shocking her, but after the toaster sat in the bathtub for 3 weeks it dawned on me that she wasn’t going to shower anytime soon. As for the visuals, when we’re making love not only do I pretend shes someone else, I pretend I am too. Bring on the hyenas. I surrender.

]]> By: Kip http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-581 Kip Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:48:50 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-581 Focus back on the hyenas and Michael tied to a tree! ;) <div align="center"><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UAI3fVieUXQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UAI3fVieUXQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></div> Focus back on the hyenas and Michael tied to a tree! ;)

]]> By: MissLiLLy http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-580 MissLiLLy Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:24:00 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-580 Kiska is right..... oh god I have some visuals in my head now. Not good! Kiska is right….. oh god I have some visuals in my head now. Not good!

]]> By: Kiska http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-578 Kiska Fri, 13 Mar 2009 05:49:59 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-578 Michael, your wife went through "psychological shock" when she received such a lovely gift.... "Shock" her more often and you will not sleep for 3 days for better reasons... ;) Trust me, you will like it!!!!! :) Michael, your wife went through “psychological shock” when she received such a lovely gift…. “Shock” her more often and you will not sleep for 3 days for better reasons… ;) Trust me, you will like it!!!!! :)

]]> By: Kip http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-563 Kip Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:13:37 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-563 There is a very simple fix for this Michael. Just make sure that one of you is out of town or behind bars (jail) for 3 days when you send her flowers. There is a very simple fix for this Michael. Just make sure that one of you is out of town or behind bars (jail) for 3 days when you send her flowers.

]]> By: MissLiLLy http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-561 MissLiLLy Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:08:51 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-561 Michael you should've advised her that the moo-moo does in fact NOT make her look fat, but instead it hides all her little imprefections under the tarp. But whatever makes you happy. Michael you should’ve advised her that the moo-moo does in fact NOT make her look fat, but instead it hides all her little imprefections under the tarp. But whatever makes you happy.

]]> By: Michael http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-559 Michael Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:10:52 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-559 I'm not falling for this one. The last time I bought my lovely wife flowers I didn't get any sleep for 3 nights. Not in a good way either. Every 5 minutes it was ... What have you done? Who is she? Is she prettier than me? How much did these cost? Why did I only get a dozen? Why are they black? Why are they dead? Whose grave did you steal these from? Why don't you love me anymore? Does this moo-moo make me look fat? For 3 days ... No Thank You! I’m not falling for this one. The last time I bought my lovely wife flowers I didn’t get any sleep for 3 nights. Not in a good way either. Every 5 minutes it was …

What have you done?
Who is she?
Is she prettier than me?
How much did these cost?
Why did I only get a dozen?
Why are they black?
Why are they dead?
Whose grave did you steal these from?
Why don’t you love me anymore?
Does this moo-moo make me look fat?

For 3 days … No Thank You!

]]> By: Kip http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-540 Kip Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:39:12 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-540 Great idea. I love to start small fires! Great idea. I love to start small fires!

]]> By: Paul http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-536 Paul Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:11:54 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-536 Thsts great, of coarse, i lived here most of my life so i dont really know much about the march 8th holiday. In fact, this is the first time i heard of it. I keep it in mind for next year... Thanks Thsts great, of coarse, i lived here most of my life so i dont really know much about the march 8th holiday. In fact, this is the first time i heard of it. I keep it in mind for next year…

Thanks

]]> By: MissLiLLy http://kiptip.com/kiptip-news/03/08/2009/happy-march-8th/comment-page-1/#comment-535 MissLiLLy Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:22:14 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=791#comment-535 Thank you Kip!! Same to you lovely lady!! :) I love this holiday.. makes me feel like i still have a piece of russia with me Thank you Kip!! Same to you lovely lady!! :)

I love this holiday.. makes me feel like i still have a piece of russia with me

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