There Are Spies Among Us!
March 20, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, KipTip News
[ There Are Spies Among Us! ]
Hello Comrades,
I have been closely monitoring the visitor activities on KipTip and I’ve noticed that spies regularly visit the site to see what we’re up to. They read every comment for espionage purposes but leave no comment of their own. In some cases the spy knows one of the comment contributors and by following the comments, they keep "tabs" on that contributor.
We also have a minor infestation of parasites. The parasites look at the pretty pictures, read letters of your problems, and leave without even saying a "hello."
While the spies and parasites are free to do as they please, I would like to extend a fist of welcome and have them become our comrades. Spies and parasites that do not become our comrades in the near future will be at risk of being mocked and left out of all the fun (as they currently are).
PS: Hi Taisa
Your comrade,
- Kip
hahahahahahahahah
Oh god…………. how funny
come on people.. come out of hiding.. we dont bite (usually)
Unless you’re hiding in the closet! We’ll make fun of you if you come out…
Lol always coming back to the closet……….
yeah?!
In that case we will not bite.. cause that might excite
Well I like to go on this site read whats going on then im done. But i guess i should say hi… my bad. lol (pauls sis)
Hi Lily!
I like your name
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Hi Liong_be,
I still have to wait about 8 to 14 weeks for my mind reading kit to arrive.
How about typing out your thoughts?
Eta *vragi naroda*, nyet?
Да! Враги народа! :p
Я – враг шпионов
You’re an enemy of spies eh?
I will bite.
And come out of the closet…ahem…so to speak. Just found your blog through Humor-Blogs.com, and glad I still could find this kind of subversion on the Internet (if the gov’t is reading this, I’m kidding, of course).
See? That wasn’t too hard! Welcome Unfinished Rambler. Your name will now be forever archived on this page and like it or not… you are now associated with us. *Suspenseful Music*
You must be referring to the ex-soviet government since my loyalties are with land of the free and the home of the brave (I haven’t yet raised enough money to buy my own country…
). They can read all they want, but do hope that they write me with their problems. Google has made it pretty easy for them (and anyone else) to translate any website on-the-fly to their native language.
Well heck I wouldn’t want to be one of those would I? So, hello!
Hello ex-spy!
Thanks for saying hello… did you bring us all gifts?
Hello Denise
Welcome
PS: We prefer vodka