Swine Flu: This Little Piggy Killed A Lot Of People
May 3, 2009 by Kip
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[ Swine Flu: This Little Piggy Killed A Lot Of People ]
Dear Comrades,
Over a week has passed since the first outbreak of the swine flu (H1N1). Since getting killed by some bacon disease is a "lame way to go," I’ve been avoiding my neighbors that recently returned from their "wonderful" trip to Mexico. While this pre-epidemic swine flu has claimed the lives of many, it has been very helpful for me. No, I don’t have the flu but… I was in the process of planning my vacation and Mexico was one of the destination options that I had in mind. I think I’ll stick with vacationing within the 50 states!
In the recent years we had (from the top of my head):
- Bad beef, mad cow disease
- Bad spinach, e coli
- Bad chicken, avian bird flu
- Bad peanuts, salmonella
and now… bad pork, swine flu! 
Even with such disappointing food setbacks, I will not boycott food, and I continue to support food by eating it!
PS: What do you think about the swine flu and our food getting sick?
- Kip
Yes, we must be careful to protect our pigs from these awful, disease-ridden people. Steps must be taken to isolate these cute creatures from the bugs we carry before the are wiped out!
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2009/05/02/swineflu-ns-cases789.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_he_me/ml_egypt_swine_flu
i think ill start eating ppl, no one ever had a problem with them
The danger to catch swine flu is scary. Just figure, porc dishes like porc chops, curries and sausages are usually cheaper than beef. Many prefer it as a daily diet anyway. To pick it up on holiday is even worse.
you cant get the flue from cooked meat
its airborn and that means you have to breath in air with the virus
you shouldnt stop eating meat all together
I havent been paying attention to the swine flu thingy lately, but did any jews get sick?
hahaha you actually made a funny joke
kudos
I really think the media is making such a big hype out of it because they have nothing better to cover. No one seems to care about the war anymore, and now that the presidential elections are over they really have nothing exciting to talk about. If you’re a news agency you hear about this story about swine flu from Mexico and you say to yourself, “Okay, we already have problems in Mexico with the drug wars, I think this is a story we can sink our teeth into.” People talk about it like it’s the T-Virus from Resident Evil, or whatever crazy one that was in 28 Days Later. There’s even a Facebook quiz circulating that asks the question, “Will you survive the swine flu?” I got the prestigious rank of “survivalist”.
Im glad that your a “survivalist”.
I totally agree with you, since the economy went down, it seems like less things are happening now days. Now every little story is turned into a big story and talked about from every possible angle. I guess when your a 24/7 news channel, you gotta talk about something.
Im wondering what will happen with the media when we really get hit by a pandemic or a nuke explosion in new york city….
What Alex says is too true… Quite amusing, actually…
the swine flue is the same as influenza a
they jumoped the gun on this whole pandemic bullcrappola
so yeah
nothing to worry about.
we just cant vaccinate against it
just like the normal flue
the media caused a panic for nothing
everyone is susseptible. but no one with US healthcare has died.
Quit worrying