Dear Diary, The Squirrels Are Evil
January 15, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Dear Diary
[ The Squirrels Are Evil ]
Dear Diary,
The squirrels have start visiting the balcony more often. With little effort they scale the backside of the house and raid the balcony. At first they were a welcomed sight, gray, curious, and with an appetite. Little did I know that they were evil squirrels. Their cute little faces hid it well until today. I observed one of the squirrels steal the nuts that were set on the balcony for them. It ate and buried all of the nuts and then as a sign of thanks it crapped and pissed on the balcony. Unbelievable! Before this, there were other acts evil that they committed, but at that time the evil was masked behind animal nature. I will eliminate their nut rations and ignore their cute begs for nuts that they do in front of the glass sliding door during their trespass onto the balcony. My decision will stand until they clean the crap and wash the piss out of the balcony carpet.
Life is tough, one can ruin it for all.
- Kip
Kip! We have had squirrels move into our lot behind the house. They were uprooted when their trees down the street were removed. So now they live in our Sequoias. Yesterday morning I saw one of them sitting on the very top of our detached garage, looking at me through the window. Very eerie! It obviously was time to get busy and feed them….
I used to shoot them things.
Squirrels they are smart, you would not believe some of the obstacles we have put in their way to try and despair them but nothing worked they may have a small brain but are a whiz at problem solving.
Hey.. come on mate!!! squirrels are not evil.. Infact i wish to be very active and energetic like them..
@ocean
How else would you classify their actions?
Hi Kip Tip,
I had squirrels too, once in my secret garden. But since it had no carpeting or tiling, I was not troubled to clean their poo/pee. They had a tough time keeping cool though, as the garden was in the desert. You cant keep squirrels from squirreling away nuts anymore than any one can keep you from blogging.
. So rethink on your animal kindness…
Back in my childhood, I had pet squirrels and they were a lot of fun. These squirrels are different, maybe it’s the economy…
There is something wrong with biting the hands that feeds you. Equally wrong is… Crapping where you eat.
@Ashwin Baindur
Tell me more about this “secret garden.”
Squirrels are 1 of them creation i love. Honestly whenever you do see one, they are gone before you know it and they always mind their own business.
yup !
smile*
ive always wanted to catch a squirell..never could tho.