Dear Diary, The Internet Is Full Of Crap & Communists!
February 4, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Diary
[ The Internet Is Full Of Crap & Communists ]
Dear Diary,
The internet is full of crap and communists. This was true for many years but as many things… they just get worse.
Social Networks: You can’t be a member of MySpace or any other social network and not receive a private message from a “gangster rapper” that wants you to buy his CD. – Huh? Krank my soilder boy? Watch you what? You want to superman a hoe? Put the babymaker away! You won’t be getting anything from her tonight… I’m sure for a very good reason.
Social Bookmarks: You can’t be a member of StumbleUpon or any other social bookmarking website and not receive private messages from “Search Engine Optimization Professionals” that want you to checkout, bookmark, and review a crap web pages. – Okay, let’s see… This page that you sent me is a “Tasty Asian Delicacy…” for? Hmm… interesting. Poor Sparky, so much for being man’s best friend. I guess in this case man doesn’t include Asians…
Email: You can’t check your email and for once not inherit 7.3 million Euros from some douche bag from Nigeria that got trampled by some cocaine addicted bull. – I don’t know… It just wouldn’t be right taking money from Africa. I’m mean… They need EVERY penny that they can get. While it is very tempting to give you my bank account information and send you couple of thousand dollars to “cover transaction expenses…” Ah, heck! Just take the .3 million Euros from my inheritance to cover any fees and we’ll call it even?
Blogging: 10 of 10.1 blogs are spam and 10 of 10.1 bloggers are from (it seems) from Malaysia. – These Malaysian “bloggers” are posting pictures of themselves as white blondes. Huh? I’m sure Joe the plumber fell for their schemes.
Blogger Mr. Mirza Rais from Bandung writes about himself: “I Know What I Like and I Like What I Know” and has 24 blogs (all 24 verified as him being the owner).
1. Engine Turbocharger Maintenance
2. Stock Market Investment
3. Narcotics Abuse
4. The Great Weddings
5. The Adventure of MotoCross
6. Man Behind The Guns
7. Women’s Handbags Collection
8. Home Interior Design
9. The Best Affiliate Marketing
10. Auto Car Modification
11. Healthy Life Style
12. Online Casino
13. Ultimate Worldwide Dating
14. Debt Help Solutions Reviewed
15. MAKE MONEY WORKING AT HOME
16. Home Design
17. Supercharger vs Turbocharger
18. The Commercial Jet Airlines
19. Avian Bird Flu
20. Various Chocolate Recipes
21. Humanity and Relationships
22. Home Loan Programs
23. The Paintball Wars
24. Autovaganza
So, Mirza likes women’s handbags, weddings, drugs… We need to find this freak and put a stop to his internet pollution. The day that we get rid of this nuisance, we will declare that day a holiday and the whole internet community can say to one another “Happy Mirza Day!” Whoever feels extra joyous can PayPal money to friends that have a clean “internet footprint."
I will spit and call for Ehad (Internet War) on infidels that plague the internet.
- Kip
hmmm. I heard in 2009 the spam will triple. A small spam community makes about 7.5 million dollars a year. People are pretty smart, but 0.1% of people still fall for spam and make the douche bag rich. So who said spamming is worthless? Its a job for someone to annoy us and make more money than we make by trying to make things better and safer.