NOW HIRING: Female Stripper
[ NOW HIRING: Female Stripper ]
Dear Kip,
I just got a job offer at a strip club, I’m 21 and people think that I’m pretty hot. I hear you can make like a thousand dollars a day working there, there is a lot of people, and good tips. It’s something new that I will have to get used to, but at least it pays well. My family will disown me if I take the job, which means that I will also lose a babysitter. They don’t get it, it’s just a job, and nothing is wrong with it. It’s not like I’m going to be sleeping with everyone. Should I take this job or look for something else?
- A JOB IS JUST A JOB
Dear A JOB IS JUST A JOB,
Is there anything that you wouldn’t do for a dollar? I could use a maid or a caretaker for my prized goat “Zirka” and prized cow “Kvita” (their milk is worth its weight in gold). Does everything in this world have a price tag? I have a friend that can use a new kidney, let me know if you’re interested…
Why are you more concerned about your family disowning you than what you are going to be doing for a living as a mom? Your priorities are obviously a bit screwed up.
Since your family is not going to be there for you every time you make a decision that they don’t approve… Disowned them first! Make a big deal about it; call the media, confiscate all of their baby photos of you and your child, change your name, and etc. In an act of revenge, get a job that your family will approve of. Isn’t revenge sweet?
The most important thing that you should do is find out from the Child Protective Services (CPS) if you’re a fit parent. If you lose your kid, don’t feel bad. Many women that exceed in the “looks department” lack in the “brains department.”
PS: What do you think about caring for Zirka and Kvita? If the dollar is too weak of a currency for you, I can pay you in cow/goat milk instead.
Good luck with your new job!
- Kip
I hope this girl is not a midget. Cause if I saw a sexy midget stripper and I was all horny and drunk, I’d probably just pick her up and hide her under my trench coat, and run home with her. Is she a midget?
I don’t think she is a midget. If you decide to midgetnap stripper midgets… Don’t get shot and wear a cup.
I’ll try to catch you on late night news.
Midget napping.. thats freaking hilarious. Michael for your sake I really hope that you”re able to handle more than just a midget.
Never buy a cat in a bag…
Not only do you need to be able to handle her midgetness, but you must also not break her. Many midgets have brittle bone disease and I’m sure that if “you break it, you pay for it.” I’m sure that she’s not for sale and probably in high demand by girlfriendless-loser-freaks-that-mostly-exist-online. For some reason I don’t see this ending well for you.
An image of you getting your ass kicked by 10 midgets pimps is stuck in my mind.
Kip, I don’t just exist online I’m real, and I can handle my own MissLiLLy. I like to think of myself as someone midgets can look up to. Those midgetpimps might knee me in the shin but they’ll not kick my ass. And not that it matters but I think they’re gay. I’ve heard tell that they came out of the cupboard.
Michael, what a relief! I’m glad that you are real. For a second I thought that your screensaver or that paperclip from Microsoft Word started exploring the internet…
I’m sure that 10 midgetpimps caining you would bring you down to their level.
You’re right, getting your ass/shins kicked by midgetpimps is the least of your problems.
I hope they don’t try to gang rape you!
lol, you guys are funny.
Michael, when you go midgetnap that hoe, wear a hidden camera than upload it here so we can all laugh. lol
Michael I’m relieved… I was worried for a second. So so worried.
As for the original problem… I was offered a job to work as a topless waitress at a fancy establishment.. but I turned it down of course because I have more class than that. This may be harsh but your job reflects on who you are and being a stripper is not “just” a job but it speaks volumes about your character and your self respect. But if thats the field that you decide to go into then all the power to you.. just know that no guy is going to look at you with respect but instead of a piece of meat.. or ass.. for the night that they can use and toss aside.
yes misslilly is corrected to a degree cause in sum aspect ur job does reflect u. in this i would like to say a sistah should be proud of wat she has and jes cause a few guys look at you wrong doesntb all will. day nd nite are two different times and i can be dat person in the day dats diff. from the person at nite. sum times you gotta do wat you gotta do nd no1 is perfect nd is in titled to make mistakes. im not ashamed to shake by butt at nite for a 20 and in day be the loving spontaneos mom/person everyone adores. jes cause you take your clothes off infront of people oesnt make you less of a person. o yes by the way i have so much class you would be astonished wen it hit you like an earth quake
WOW, CLASS? Learn how to spell first than diss on other people.
When i’m at the strip club, me and every guy in their looks at the women like a nice slice of ass and nothing more, once they walk out of the club, we can actually talk with them like with real people.
So whatever MissLilly said is true 100%. I worked with guys that went to those places to look for someone to get laid with that night. I call them hoes, if you do the same thing, your a HOE mommy… Yea i know, the truth hurts.
first of all there is sumin called slang honey so get ya facts straight.
a hoe is a garden tool so now who stupid. so if you mean whore which is a person who frak diff. people for money and i have never ever done that and wouldnt stoop dat low. yes im a mommy and do what i do so paul if you and your friends want to degrade females then be my guest and in actuality it takes whore to know a whore. are you mad cause you aint getn any. so dont try and dis pple for wat they do besides der are bigger issues than women entertainer like rapist and murders. some strippers are just there for entertainment and for those losers like paul who aint havin sex. another thing is you support the entertainers paul so ur just as low as you think da females or males (cause you could be gay) are. so next time honey get ya facts staight dont put people down for wat they do esp your putting money in their pockets. so ha ur a hypocrite . paul you should just worry bout ur self something ur good at, since you like to criticize. anywho i will end this by sayin if you got it work and dont let others bring you down for no one and i mean no one is perfecy
I dont really care what the real difinition is for the word “HOE”, its the word people use to describe someone like you. It doesnt necessarily mean a bad thing. Many guys call woman hoes and sluts just from the way they act, dress and chew gum. Another reason why people call some woman hoes, sluts, bitches is when they dress specificaly in a way to get a guys attention to get laid or at least to get looked at. For men, in their eyes and minds, may woman out there are dirty, yes they might look hot, their bodies might look hot, they might be very nice, but its someone they want to forget the same night.
The word “BITCH” means “female dog”, but many people use it in different meanings. So lets not use what a word really means cuz we cal all go all day with that.
Heres my point -> I got a job offer as a Hit Man. Ok, if you dont know what that means i will explain. A person gets paid to kill another person and not to leave a trail to the person that hired him. Hit Man leave to trails and are very good shooters, in other words, they almost never miss and they get paid really good. So lets say someone hires me to go and take you out, “kill you”, i will do it and get paid really good. Its a damn job.. Right? Yes, But, is it a right thing to do? NO. Killing another human is wrong and its a sin. So getting naked infront of bunch of horny guys is a job right? Yes. Is it right? No…. Get it?
Good luck with your life, i just hope your kids wont become who ever you became.
ok my comments for paul ok so now im hoe wow i wonder what kinda word u use for your mom? anyways im not no where near any of those things you called me. but ima let it slide FOR NOW. well as you kno a man will degrade a female even if she fully dressed with high respectable good paying job and is a virgin, so i get to the point that men are just simple human beings who think they kno and run everything but not knowing without a woman will be lost. my child or if i decide to have more one day will live a better life them of course and dont judge me for what do cause i know for fact if you would tried to walk a mile in my shoes you would kill ur self. not every body was raised with money try eatn out a garbage can at 6 yrs old and wondering the streets and people not even lookn twice at you. having to steal food for you and your lil bratha cause dats the onli choice you have even tho its against your morals. but i dont expect n e body to feel sorry for me. people who talk mess bout other or even degrade other are often found to be insecure about them selves name for that most men in america. people were ment to be able walk the streets nude. it didnt turn out that way so i am mind your own business and grow up and stop being insecure. if you met me you woudnt even know what did because i do dress conservatively and walk with my head high and i am sophisticated and intelligent. oh yes very friendly. yes a job is a job but doing what do is not my career i actually work for a very powerful firm. alot of things arent right but dont forget you support sum of those things. i honestly think that you paul dont have any respect for any women cause not ever lady you meet is a hoe maybe thats just how you feel bout yourself and put it on others
Care to post a picture (with face blurred out if you like)?
Common foxxy mamma, you know im right, theres really no point in arguing with me cuz i will win and i bet i have more supporters for what i believe in than you do.
So lets take a step back and ask you a few “personal” questions.
Would it be true if i said that i seen your nude pictures online? Also, would it be true if i said that you run a little business where you go around and sorta host parties, you offer lap dances and being nude at a party as a entertainer?
Thats my point exactly. Poor kids, their mammas nude pictures are all over the internet, everyone knows what she does, etc…
But whatever, its your life and you do whatever you wana do with it. My advice would be, look for another career and ask god to forgive you your past. Good luck
nope it wouldnt be tru and i do not host anything and my picture arent on the internet what so ever so there for you are completely wrong like a said before i am a successful grown woman and my kids know nutin. this just puts a few extra dollars in my pocket oh and paul this debate or argument you will not win. i can go for days paul just go do what you do best drink alcohol use ur right hand and degrade woman cause u r dumb and have low self esteem. and stop putting money in hookers and strippers pocket mr. omg wat u women do is so wrong bla bla bla
I stoped going to those nasty filty places 2 years ago, only been their a few times.
My mission is to win this.
Heres a question for you mamma, are you from the san francisco area?
Let me take another guess, your in a group called “Passion Girlz”, am i right this time?
“”"About me:
We are sexy girls who like to have fun. Even more we love to entertain.Enjoy others company as they enjoy ours. we are hott and aim to please.
Who I’d like to meet:
WE would like to meet people who like to have fun time. also people who like to have entertainment for any type of occasion.people who are out goin and fun.”"”
oh dear paul u wish you where right bout this one but your not see this email is shared with two of my closest friends and yes they are a lot younger than be but still my friends decided to do der own thang. and when i say that im not posted anywhere on the internet im not so i have no reason to lie or yet be ashamed of wat i do. so if you think i posted something that shows that i dont have that much experience in ( you can tell by the wording) your wrong but free to believe whatever like i said i work for a powerful firm and my side job (as a stripper) goes back aways also. like i said this is one your not gonna win besides i wouldnt put something like that on da net it would have to have flava. oh and to answer your question i live no where near San Francisco.. damn this keeps getting funnier and funnier how much you think you kno me but you dont. lol go do something with ur life paul
I know your from the san diego area. But, one question, how do you work for a powerful lawfirm with such poor spelling and writing skills?
lol ive only been to san diego once in my life so stop talking bout wat you dont know cause there is no way in hell im from san diego so u can keep guessing. anyways i write in slang duh but when im at work thats a diff. story actually im a really good writer my professor thinks so also. you think you know everything esp. when it cmes to me and my life but once again you have failed.
Oakland is lucky to have such fine entertainment as yourself.
o dear paul keep guessing im sure one day before you die of old age youll get it
Foxxy mama, guess what, you won. But im sure i was close to where you live.
Peace, i will make it up to you. I want a nude lap dance from you and for my 5 freinds. Let me know your price and your contact info.
Deal?
Almost forgot, i will need to see some pics of you first…
Hey foxxy mama,
You made it very clear that you find nothing wrong with being a stripper. My question to you… Would you be happy for your daughter (if you have/had one) if she went into that field of work?
No need to ask her, i can answer that for her. The answer is simple, Hell No. She would want her daughter doing something better with her life than that.
paul your on to something but wouldnt i be contradicting myself if i got all holly on my daughter. ive thought bout this millions of times and what i would do is make sure my daughter wouldnt have to come to that point and if all else fails tell her a little advice and pray that if it does happen im dead by that time. its like smoking in front of you kid all the time and saying i never want to see you smoking but the kid doesnt really hear that, they see their parent(s) doing it and think it must be ok. when it would be good just to tell your kid the negative side and give some advice and hope that they dont make the same mistake and of course a lot of us learn better the hard way. so i wouldnt be pissed at hur for no one is perfect and it would be stupid of me esp knowing i did the same thing. we can only let them make their own decision hoping its the right one and giving them the tools they need to survive
According to your first comment:
“a sistah should be proud of wat she has and jes cause a few guys look at you wrong doesntb all will.”
“im not ashamed to shake by butt at nite for a 20 and in day be the loving spontaneos mom/person everyone adores. jes cause you take your clothes off infront of people oesnt make you less of a person.”
You’re proud of what you do and you don’t feel any less of a person because you take your clothes off in front of people. (if you don’t take your clothes off, then I mean “if you did”)
Why shouldn’t you encourage your daughter to follow in your footsteps? (According to you) It’s no different than any other job and there is nothing wrong with it.
QUACK. QUACK. QUACK. I need some sleep. QUACK
i want my daughter to grow up and to decide to do what she wants and im not want those people who dream to have their kid follow in their foot steps. its not that im proud of what i do but im not ashamed either or feel less of a woman.im proud of my body and not cause of the work i do but i feel i have a nice figure. listen something i learned about life is people are always going to judge you whether you are rich or poor, smart or dumb, ugly or sexy. it doesnt matter people are always judging (esp men) and i learned that and said hey why should i really care what people think cause at the end of the day its really only matters about what i think. the person judging is most likely someone outside of your who doesnt have to go through what you go through. in the end its your thoughts that really count not everyone elses esp. men
Ok, this is an example of when the comments take a turn and out perform the original post. I was all set to comment on the post but now I don’t even remember what it was about because the comments are far more interesting. Good stuff. Hey Paul, Foxxy Mama said your thoughts don’t count. You gonna take that?
Maybe we should get back to talking about sexy midget strippers?
Foxxy Mama, are you a sexy midget stripper? (No offense or anything of course.)
lol no but if i was i would enjoy kicking people i heard midgets are famous for doing that
I did not take the time to read the comments on this post, but I just wanted to say that I find the original post to be rude and condescending. Why is it that people automatically think that they have the right to say they’re better than someone simply because they are different. It’s the same old bull since the dawn of time. Why shouldn’t a woman get paid simply to show and enjoy herself? I feel like men are the only ones getting degraded in strip clubs, how empowering that must feel to be given money simply because someone thinks you look nice. Though I must say I am guilty of judgement also, I judge you for thinking that women dancing and being comfortable with themselves is something to look down upon. If we were really so much smarter than animals then how did we manage to destroy the world so efficiently? We are all just big dumb animals except that we look for something to believe in, instead of following our primal instincts. Even if you believe in god, everyone is created in “His” image right? So believe in yourself, your body, your soul and not worry about all the laws that Christians go by but none of them really follow.