NOW HIRING: Female Stripper
[ NOW HIRING: Female Stripper ]
I just got a job offer at a strip club, I’m 21 and people think that I’m pretty hot. I hear you can make like a thousand dollars a day working there, there is a lot of people, and good tips. It’s something new that I will have to get used to, but at least it pays well. My family will disown me if I take the job, which means that I will also lose a babysitter. They don’t get it, it’s just a job, and nothing is wrong with it. It’s not like I’m going to be sleeping with everyone. Should I take this job or look for something else?
- A JOB IS JUST A JOB
Dear A JOB IS JUST A JOB,
Is there anything that you wouldn’t do for a dollar? I could use a maid or a caretaker for my prized goat “Zirka” and prized cow “Kvita” (their milk is worth its weight in gold). Does everything in this world have a price tag? I have a friend that can use a new kidney, let me know if you’re interested…
Why are you more concerned about your family disowning you than what you are going to be doing for a living as a mom? Your priorities are obviously a bit screwed up.
Since your family is not going to be there for you every time you make a decision that they don’t approve… Disowned them first! Make a big deal about it; call the media, confiscate all of their baby photos of you and your child, change your name, and etc. In an act of revenge, get a job that your family will approve of. Isn’t revenge sweet?
The most important thing that you should do is find out from the Child Protective Services (CPS) if you’re a fit parent. If you lose your kid, don’t feel bad. Many women that exceed in the “looks department” lack in the “brains department.”
PS: What do you think about caring for Zirka and Kvita? If the dollar is too weak of a currency for you, I can pay you in cow/goat milk instead.
Good luck with your new job!