Everybody Dies
February 5, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Everybody Dies ]
Dear Kip,
My four year old son asked me what happens to us after we die. I told him we are covered by lots of mud and dirt and worms eat our rotting bodies. I guess I should have told him that most of us will be burned forever in hell, but I didn’t want to upset him. Did I do the right thing?
- LOVING FATHER
Dear LOVING FATHER,
Just like most American presidents believe… “Honesty is the best policy.”
You did the wrong thing. So what if you upset him? The truth must be told. I sure that you punish your son and don’t consider the fact that it’s going to upset him. He opened this can of worms and must know the truth. A great time to mention that most of the people in this world will burn in Hell, is when you’re out camping and BBQing shish kabobs.
Your son must be able to trust you at all times. Don’t fill his head with Santa Clause, with the boogie man living under his bed, or that his black friend Jamal is only “borrowing” his favorite toy. Break the cycle of lies that has been passed on to you from your forefathers and that weird uncle.
If you don’t want to cover the death topic right away… You can start with other important topics such as:
- Everybody Poops
- Mommy, Daddy, Where Do Babies Come From?
- Why Are All The Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?
- My Daddy Is in Jail
- My Big Sister Takes Drugs
- How to Lose All Your Friends
I hope that you are a great role model for your kid(s). If not, you should consider finding better parents for your kid(s). The kids are our future, but we’re leaving them a pretty messed up planet. They’re already at a disadvantage, so don’t cripple their chances at a good life even more.
- Kip
Yes Kip, excellent advise for all parents. You tell it like it is. We must “break the cycle of lies” especially the ones from the weird uncles.
When I was a kid my uncle made me do things I didn’t understand and told me I’d be glad later. Yet still today it bothers me that he wasted my time teaching me calculus. Where am I going to use that?
I grew up knowing that my mother bought my 2 sisters at a baby store….
But yes, kip is right, santa claus, tooth fairy, pink elephants, peter pan, etc, its all only cartoons and should be watched only for entertainment. Theres a reason why young Americans are struggling accross this country, started back when they were kids and all the lies they heard from parents, grandparents and then continued in school, evolution, science and other things. The only thing i dont understand is why american parents do what they do. Maybe its just a fantasy world for some, or we may call it the american dream.
And yes, most people will burn in hell if proper actions arent taken.
Yes, you did do the right thing.
Wow, burn in hell? But what the heck… We still can do a lot of good things for people that needs the most, I don’t care about going what’s happen next.
Enjoy your life and keep helping people that need most
Cheers, best wishes
@gdenarayana
When you say keep helping people, what exactly do you mean by that? Whats the point of helping everyone and still ending up burning in hell?
Heres what you need to do and everyone else reading this.
1. Close your eyes.
2. Imagine yourself in a fire, a very hot one.
3. You try to escape but wherever you go, its all the same.
4. No water.
5. Not a single virgin.
6. Black guy runing around and poking you with a pitchfork.
7. Black guy chocking you and right before you pass out he lets you go.
8. Repeat step 7.
9. Repeat step 6 & 7.
10. Repeat step 9.
11. No air conditioner.
12. You meet all your ex-girlfreinds and ex-wives and they torture you.
13. Final step. You will be there repeating steps 2 through 12 for about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999******* billion years. In other words, you will never leave hell once your there.
14. Open your eyes and be happy it was only a nightmare.
15. Get off the computer and go save your life and grab a few people with you.
Take care and good luck….