Comments on: Everybody Dies http://kiptip.com/letters/dear-kip/02/05/2009/everyone-dies/ Kip helps you answer all of those tough questions... with a pinch of soviet love! Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:37:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Paul http://kiptip.com/letters/dear-kip/02/05/2009/everyone-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-216 Paul Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:39:52 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=546#comment-216 @gdenarayana When you say keep helping people, what exactly do you mean by that? Whats the point of helping everyone and still ending up burning in hell? Heres what you need to do and everyone else reading this. 1. Close your eyes. 2. Imagine yourself in a fire, a very hot one. 3. You try to escape but wherever you go, its all the same. 4. No water. 5. Not a single virgin. 6. Black guy runing around and poking you with a pitchfork. 7. Black guy chocking you and right before you pass out he lets you go. 8. Repeat step 7. 9. Repeat step 6 & 7. 10. Repeat step 9. 11. No air conditioner. 12. You meet all your ex-girlfreinds and ex-wives and they torture you. 13. Final step. You will be there repeating steps 2 through 12 for about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999******* billion years. In other words, you will never leave hell once your there. 14. Open your eyes and be happy it was only a nightmare. 15. Get off the computer and go save your life and grab a few people with you. Take care and good luck.... @gdenarayana

When you say keep helping people, what exactly do you mean by that? Whats the point of helping everyone and still ending up burning in hell?

Heres what you need to do and everyone else reading this.

1. Close your eyes.
2. Imagine yourself in a fire, a very hot one.
3. You try to escape but wherever you go, its all the same.
4. No water.
5. Not a single virgin.
6. Black guy runing around and poking you with a pitchfork.
7. Black guy chocking you and right before you pass out he lets you go.
8. Repeat step 7.
9. Repeat step 6 & 7.
10. Repeat step 9.
11. No air conditioner.
12. You meet all your ex-girlfreinds and ex-wives and they torture you.
13. Final step. You will be there repeating steps 2 through 12 for about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999******* billion years. In other words, you will never leave hell once your there.
14. Open your eyes and be happy it was only a nightmare.
15. Get off the computer and go save your life and grab a few people with you.

Take care and good luck….

]]> By: Gdenarayana http://kiptip.com/letters/dear-kip/02/05/2009/everyone-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-214 Gdenarayana Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:15:57 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=546#comment-214 Yes, you did do the right thing. ;) Wow, burn in hell? But what the heck... We still can do a lot of good things for people that needs the most, I don't care about going what's happen next. Enjoy your life and keep helping people that need most ;) Cheers, best wishes :) Yes, you did do the right thing. ;) Wow, burn in hell? But what the heck… We still can do a lot of good things for people that needs the most, I don’t care about going what’s happen next.

Enjoy your life and keep helping people that need most ;)

Cheers, best wishes :)

]]> By: Paul http://kiptip.com/letters/dear-kip/02/05/2009/everyone-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-201 Paul Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:56:29 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=546#comment-201 I grew up knowing that my mother bought my 2 sisters at a baby store.... But yes, kip is right, santa claus, tooth fairy, pink elephants, peter pan, etc, its all only cartoons and should be watched only for entertainment. Theres a reason why young Americans are struggling accross this country, started back when they were kids and all the lies they heard from parents, grandparents and then continued in school, evolution, science and other things. The only thing i dont understand is why american parents do what they do. Maybe its just a fantasy world for some, or we may call it the american dream. And yes, most people will burn in hell if proper actions arent taken. I grew up knowing that my mother bought my 2 sisters at a baby store….

But yes, kip is right, santa claus, tooth fairy, pink elephants, peter pan, etc, its all only cartoons and should be watched only for entertainment. Theres a reason why young Americans are struggling accross this country, started back when they were kids and all the lies they heard from parents, grandparents and then continued in school, evolution, science and other things. The only thing i dont understand is why american parents do what they do. Maybe its just a fantasy world for some, or we may call it the american dream.

And yes, most people will burn in hell if proper actions arent taken.

]]> By: Michael http://kiptip.com/letters/dear-kip/02/05/2009/everyone-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-200 Michael Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:17:49 +0000 http://kiptip.com/?p=546#comment-200 Yes Kip, excellent advise for all parents. You tell it like it is. We must "break the cycle of lies" especially the ones from the weird uncles. When I was a kid my uncle made me do things I didn't understand and told me I'd be glad later. Yet still today it bothers me that he wasted my time teaching me calculus. Where am I going to use that? Yes Kip, excellent advise for all parents. You tell it like it is. We must “break the cycle of lies” especially the ones from the weird uncles.

When I was a kid my uncle made me do things I didn’t understand and told me I’d be glad later. Yet still today it bothers me that he wasted my time teaching me calculus. Where am I going to use that?

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