I Have Lost My Game… I Can’t Get A Girlfriend!
July 12, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ I Have Lost My Game... I Can't Get A Girlfriend! ]
Dear Kip,
I need a girlfriend! How do I get my “game” back? It’s been gone for about 4 years since my divorce and I’m starting to really think that I’m losing my mind. I’m 26 and the kind of guy that get’s whatever I want. I mean, used to… I almost dated my stripper neighbor but she turned me down with some crap excuse about her not dating neighbors. She said that I “can’t handle her” and she was worried about what will happen if things don’t work out. She’s not even my type, not intelligent, party’s too much, looks okay, but I can do better than her. I know I can get her if I tried, but I don’t think the “juice is worth the squeeze.” But, I’ve been single for 4 years, I’d take anything. Because of my job, I meet people all day but I’m not good at it, what do I do? I’m not looking just to get laid, that’s easy. I want someone to hang out with, come over and have dinner, cuddle and watch movies. I really need to do something about my problem, I’ve started to binge drink. Help!
- Desperate Pimp
Dear Desperate Pimp,
Did you really expect to use the same “moves” that you used 4+ years ago and expect them to work? More and more women are finishing college and can do well without a man. If your game involved being a jerk, relying on your charms, or anything else that didn’t require much effort, they won’t get you the girl you’re looking for. You will need to your rebuild your game to conform to the current times.
A stripper and a neighbor? No, the juice is not worth the squeeze. Why are you aiming for love but willing to accept a cheap lay? Your focus has to be only on love if that’s what you want. You also think very highly of yourself for someone that doesn’t have what it takes to get a nice girl. You say that you can do better than your neighbor yet you can’t get anyone. The first thing you need to do is to put your ego away and focus on your goal.
- Are you ugly? Get a makeover. If that doesn’t help, get plastic surgery. Do you dress well and are you up to date with the current fashions? If you have a friend that is doing well with the ladies ask him for fashion advice. Do you have any attractive female friends that like their men looking sharp? Go shopping with them and listen to everything they advise you.
- Since losing your game, have you taken any advice from your mother or father? If you have, stop listening to them. If you haven’t, start listening to them.
- Are over 23% of your friends white trash? If so, dump enough white trash friends to bring that percentage down to 20% and move to a higher class neighborhood.
- Have you graduated from high school? If not, get your GED before thinking of talking to women and consider starting community college. If you find yourself using the word “like” or “you know?” more than once in the period of 3 minutes in any conversation, take a couple of college speech and English (grammar) classes.
- Can you afford an okay place (not a ghetto), pay all of your bills, buy nice gifts for your future girlfriend, and take out your future girlfriend to a nice restaurants 2-3 times a week? If not, get a higher paying job. If you can’t afford the girl you’re looking for, why bother trying?
- Are you a boring person? Tell less stories and jokes, listen more and speak less, and smile and nod a lot.
Taking care of these few things will put you on the right track to finding the girl you’re looking for. You also have to make yourself available. Locking yourself in your home whenever you’re off of work isn’t going to help. Join clubs, become active in the community, take dancing classes, and etc. Bars are usually great for only cheap lays, stay away. You can turn any street or park into a place for meeting new women by owning a cute dog. Learn everything you possibly can about your dogs breed and start walking it 3 times per day on the street and in the parks. Make sure you take care of all of your other issues first before making conversation with anyone of the opposite sex. Their first impression of you will take away any chance that you might have had…
Put the booze away, go to rehab or do whatever you need to do to clean up, and then get out there and find her!
Good luck!
- Kip
Yes, kip is right in everything she just said. But, no matter how good some people are with advice, they sometimes miss the very important things. And yes you guess, thats where i come in.
If you get whatever is in the picture below, your problems with getting woman will be history.
Good luck man.
Yes, the car is hot and will attract girls, but he is looking for love and not a cheap lay or gold diggers.
Being a woman makes you a gold digger automatically. JK
A car like that is just an extra line in his profile. It can mean alot of different things, not necessarily a tool to get laid…
A car like that would be a instant “gold digger” magnet and yes those girls will spread their legs faster than you can say Hello!
And no not all girls are gold diggers.. shame on you Paul!
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Hey, just using my rights…..
I wasn’t restricting your speech weirdo.. I was just pointing out the obvious
Or did they not teach you in college to stop overgeneralizing and stereotyping people?!
I was just messing… Peace
Good God man, four years? Do what I did and go for the fat chicks lol
LOL!
In other words: “To compensate for your loss of game, lower your standards.”
In other other words: “Less is more.”
I think you hit every point except if he has a bad personality, then there’s no help for him. Maybe he should take some time to found out why his marriage failed.