The Girl Of My Dreams

Dear Kip,

I have finally met the woman of my dreams. She is very pretty, beautiful green eyes, nice hair, and just exactly my dream girl. She has a very good stable job as a nurse at one of the local hospitals, has her own place, has a nice car, and is just perfect. We hung out a few times and it seems like she’s interested and likes me. She’s single, never been married, and has no kids. This is my type of woman and I would love to spend the rest of my life with her.

Here’s the only problem. I’m married. Since we got married in 2002, we always have fights, and  we don’t really get along. I thought about leaving her many times but haven’t because we have a 4 year old boy that I really love. At this point in life I would love to divorce my wife and go live with the woman of my dreams and take my boy with me. So far she doesn’t know that I’m married. I don’t know how to tell her about my wife and I’m afraid that she won’t want to see anymore. What should I do? I really love the woman of my dreams.
 

Thanks in advance,

- STUMPED

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Dear STUMPED,

You don’t deserve the "girl of your dreams". Are you the guy of her dream? You are unhappily married, not faithful to your marriage, and you have a four year old.. She is prefect while you aren’t? You don’t deserve her!

Don’t ruin another life! What are you doing? A man needs to be the head of the house and not run away from his problems. How about your son? Do you want him to grow up to be like you? You are not in love; you are confusing love with lust.

After that being said: You don’t deserve your wife and your son!
 

Here is what a real man would do if they were in your situation:

1. Tell the "girl of your dreams" that you are an idiot and that you are married.
2. Apologize to the "girl of your dreams" for wasting her time, leave her alone and never see her again.
3. Buy your wife a new Nissan car – Your wife deserves the best.
4. Fix your marriage – Probably everything that you have done so far helped damage your marriage. Try doing the opposite?
5. Move to Alaska – There are less girls there to distract you.
6. Start saving for your son’s college
7. Stay off the internet – You know why!
 

Stop dreaming and use what you have now to make those dreams come true. 
Embrace reality jerk…

- Kip