By the way, i can speak russian, i can actually speak to a russian person in russian for 30 minutes and they will think im russian, funny thing is, im not. My point here is, i only took a russian class once back in grade school, but being around russians alot, i pickep up the language. Man, i cant believe it, I get a A+ every single time. Yea i took some german and spanish classes too, but i aint that good.

Anyways, i think the problem with your freind is something that happened between you two a long time ago, you guys maybe had a argument back in the days and you might of hurt him somehow and he still cant forget it, so any chance he has, he wants to rub things in your face to make you feel bad.

Or, hes just an idiot that wants to show off a little because he knows nothing and has nothing better to do.

You should use the “mute” feature built into you more often. Once you get the point accross that you dont give a s***, he will probably try something else or become a cool freind again.

Meanwhile, you should find yourself a hot girl and start dating her and introduce her to your freind, just make sure your girl is hotter than his and half of your problems will disappear.

If you cant find anyone hot enough, hit up craigslist.org and look up “erotic services” or “adult” in the services section depending on your location, hire someone hot and prove a point. Once your done with the hoe, tell your freind she died in a plane crash, “very believable” since many planes are going down now days and attend someones elses funeral and make a picture of the funeral.

End of story.

Good luck.