Africa, The Land Of Crime
February 6, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Africa, The Land Of Crime ] Dear Kip, I am from the Republic of South Africa. Our problem is crime, not sissy stuff like stealing cars, but killing, raping babies and girls to cure AIDS. The younger the victim, the more potent, and victim must scream to wake the healing powers. It is [...]
Everybody Dies
February 5, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Everybody Dies ] Dear Kip, My four year old son asked me what happens to us after we die. I told him we are covered by lots of mud and dirt and worms eat our rotting bodies. I guess I should have told him that most of us will be burned forever in [...]
Chain-Smoking Comrade
January 16, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Chain-Smoking Comrade ] Dear Kip, My roommate is a chain smoker and smokes what seems like every 10 minutes. He’s also a good friend of mine and I care about his health but not as much as my own. I don’t smoke and can’t stand the smell of his cigarettes. Is there a [...]
