My Friend Is An Irritating Fool!
July 16, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Rants
[ My Friend Is An Irritating Fool! ] I’m so pissed at… my so called friend! We have been friends since we met at grade school (about 5 years old, were 25 now) and he was a quiet smart geeky guy… He is still a complete geek, but he doesn’t think he is, [...]
I Have Lost My Game… I Can’t Get A Girlfriend!
July 12, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ I Have Lost My Game... I Can't Get A Girlfriend! ] Dear Kip, I need a girlfriend! How do I get my “game” back? It’s been gone for about 4 years since my divorce and I’m starting to really think that I’m losing my mind. I’m 26 and the kind of guy that [...]
Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag!
April 24, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, KipTip News
[ Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag (Mario Lavandeira) ] Hello Comrades, Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) is not the official spokesperson for the gay community nor does he represent America. I’m tired of seeing that idiot on my TV! Perez is a celebrity blogger that spends most of his time "paint-brushing" penises and semen [...]
Til Prison Do Us Part
April 19, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Til Prison Do Us Part] Dear Kip, I’ve been with my boyfriend for just over a year, but he’s been in prison for most of that time. It will soon be a year since he’s been in there and June is when he gets out. I’ve been seeing someone else while he’s in [...]
I Hate Wangstas!
March 29, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Rants
[ I Hate Wangstas! ] I hate wannabe fraking gangsters! Mexicans will only fight you when they outnumber you 10 to fraking 1! That’s fraking bullshit! If you try to fight one of them alone, they will either start saying "What’s your problem ese?" or "My dad will be here in 2 minutes…" [...]
