Scientology – Aliens & Other Crap

  [ Scientology - Aliens & Other Crap ]     There is an age old argument between those who believe in God and Jesus Christ and those who don’t. Is the bible even real? Are all of those stories made up? Did Jesus even exist? Did the flood really happen? And perhaps the biggest [...]

Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag!

[ Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag (Mario Lavandeira) ]   Hello Comrades, Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) is not the official spokesperson for the gay community nor does he represent America. I’m tired of seeing that idiot on my TV! Perez is a celebrity blogger that spends most of his time "paint-brushing" penises and semen [...]

I Was Assaulted & Insulted By The Church Usher Mafia!

[ I Was Assaulted & Insulted By The Church Usher Mafia! ]   I recently quit attending my Slavic church. I should start by saying I’m in my early 20′s, but my body has yet to reflect my true age. As a result, people think I’m in my teens. It all started when I went [...]

My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him?

[ My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him? ]   Dear Kip, My best friend and I have been friends since grade school. We grew up doing everything together… from riding bikes, to building forts and even playing tackle football. Throughout the years and into our twenties our friendship continued to flourish [...]

Scared To Wed

[ Scared To Wed ]   Dear Kip, I’m in love with a guy that only saw once in my life. I saw him when he was buying my brother’s car and then I never saw him ever again. Six months pass and I get a text message from unknown number. Then we started talking [...]