Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Alaska’s Governor

  [ Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Alaska's Governor ]   Dear Comrades, Alaska governor Sarah Palin put in her resignation for the end of July, 18 months short of the end of her first term. She decided not to run for reelection as governor and doesn’t want to finish her term for the sake [...]

The First 100 Days Of The First Black U.S.A. President

[ The First 100 Days Of The First Black U.S.A. President ]   Dear Comrades, 100 days has passed since Barack Obama, the first black president of the USA, the president that I didn’t vote for, started ruling over the United State of America. The presidential candidate that I wanted to vote for, but couldn’t vote [...]

Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag!

[ Perez Hilton Is An Ugly Retarded Fag (Mario Lavandeira) ]   Hello Comrades, Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) is not the official spokesperson for the gay community nor does he represent America. I’m tired of seeing that idiot on my TV! Perez is a celebrity blogger that spends most of his time "paint-brushing" penises and semen [...]

Nadya Suleman, Quattrodeca Mamma!

[ Nadya Suleman, Quattrodeca Mamma! ]   Hello Comrades, Quattrodeca mom (Nadya Suleman) picked the wrong country to have 14 kids. If she was in Russia, no one would lift an eyebrow or care how she managed. Some people there have even larger families so it wouldn’t be a surprise for anyone. Lucky for us, [...]

My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him?

[ My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him? ]   Dear Kip, My best friend and I have been friends since grade school. We grew up doing everything together… from riding bikes, to building forts and even playing tackle football. Throughout the years and into our twenties our friendship continued to flourish [...]