Mennonite Paradise
March 13, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Mennonite Paradise ] Dear Kip, I have been raised in a very strict and religious family. We are Mennonites and we live mostly up north close to the Canadian border but still in the USA. I don’t know if you heard of us, so I’ll explain. For guys like is pretty simple: Be [...]
My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him?
February 27, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ My Best Friend Is Gay! How Do I Fix Him? ] Dear Kip, My best friend and I have been friends since grade school. We grew up doing everything together… from riding bikes, to building forts and even playing tackle football. Throughout the years and into our twenties our friendship continued to flourish [...]
Blacks, Hispanics, Hindus, Muslims… Hate Them All!
[ Blacks, Hispanics, Hindus, Muslims... Hate Them All! ] Dear Kip, I’m a white male in the early twenties. I hate Muslims and Hindu people, the groups that wear crap on their heads and have long beards. Every time I see one I remember 9/11 and think I might be a victim next. I [...]
Everybody Dies
February 5, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, Dear Kip
[ Everybody Dies ] Dear Kip, My four year old son asked me what happens to us after we die. I told him we are covered by lots of mud and dirt and worms eat our rotting bodies. I guess I should have told him that most of us will be burned forever in [...]
Scared To Wed
[ Scared To Wed ] Dear Kip, I’m in love with a guy that only saw once in my life. I saw him when he was buying my brother’s car and then I never saw him ever again. Six months pass and I get a text message from unknown number. Then we started talking [...]



