I Got Her Ass Fired!
March 24, 2009 by Kip
Filed under Best Of KipTip, The Confessional
[ I Got Her Ass Fired! ]
I confess…
I am typically a really nice girl who gets along with everyone. I classify myself as a "lover" and not a "fighter", but as they say "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." This brings me to a minor dilemma that I experienced at my current job.
I am, as they would say, BLESSED with some great ASS-ets. Given my early development, I have gotten quite used to the attention, comments, and even jealousy that they seem to attract. A few years ago another girl joined our team on my job, which was also blessed in a sense. Unfortunately for her, her waistline seemed to really catch up with her assets, so they weren’t as distinguishable as mine. I don’t know if it was the fact that I was pretty, or have curves that go along with my assets, but I seemed to really spike her jealousy and she hated me from day one. She would often do things to aggravate me on purpose. Most of the time I let things go, but sometimes to get back at her I would "accidentally" hit her; like with my backpack. She made work for me so unpleasant that I set out on a mission. The mission was to get her fired.
It didn’t take long for me to dig up some dirt on her and smear her name in the eyes of the superiors. Hey it wasn’t my fault she was ditching work to hook up with a co-worker while she had a "fiancé" waiting for her at home. However the tipping point fell into my lap quite unexpectedly. Another co-worker of ours confided in me that this said terrorist had, in a sense, sexually harassed her. She would often make explicit comments to my poor confiding friend. On the day in question, she even went as far as pulling up the [already] short skirt my co-worker was wearing. Upon hearing this news I immediately went to my supervisor and reported to her what I had heard. By the end of the day, my arch-enemy was fired!!!!! To this day anytime she sees me she avoids me like a plague and I still laugh about it because in the end: I ALWAYS WIN!
- ANONYMOUS
wow,
i’d have to say that is a pretty bitchy move
but it sounds like she deserves it!
hahaha
i dont know both sides of the story so i can not say for sure
but i would probably do the same thing
im trying to get this gay guy kicked out of my school or arrested because he always hit on my friends and i.
hes the kind of gay person who makes you hate gay people
good job to you
keep it up,
Jerk haha
i understand your problem. well mine is a bit different. theres a real issue that comes between me and my fiance. an issue arised 3-4 yrs ago with a female at work who made a spectacle of herself rubbing on my fellas back and jumping around getting flirty with him because she just found out that we were an item. he is a highly respected manager for this co and she is a known town crack whore and adulterer who lost her kids to the ex because she would wrather party and do drugs. she had an affair with numerous guys at work while having a guy at home, she had one leave his wife and swore that she would be with him if he would get them a place. she will do anything for money, drugs and to move up the ladder. she lied. he lost his wife and job because of her but shes still there. i utterly dispise this person and would like her gone from my fiances work place. she seems to wind up on every job he puts together. how do i catch him or how do i get her fired? i no longer work there, cant stand this person and want her gone. got ideas?
Hmm , I do think it was very foxy of you to do that but she deserves it and after all as you clearly say it was all unexpected to happen , things got unexpectedly into your hands and you accidentally sent them to the guys in charge and that vicious women got what she deserved
Cat fights are sexy. Girls pulling up other girls skirts at the office… that’s just off the charts! This story really needs a sequel — like a rough encounter at the bar or something…yummy.