I Got Her Ass Fired!
[ I Got Her Ass Fired! ]
I am typically a really nice girl who gets along with everyone. I classify myself as a "lover" and not a "fighter", but as they say "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." This brings me to a minor dilemma that I experienced at my current job.
I am, as they would say, BLESSED with some great ASS-ets. Given my early development, I have gotten quite used to the attention, comments, and even jealousy that they seem to attract. A few years ago another girl joined our team on my job, which was also blessed in a sense. Unfortunately for her, her waistline seemed to really catch up with her assets, so they weren’t as distinguishable as mine. I don’t know if it was the fact that I was pretty, or have curves that go along with my assets, but I seemed to really spike her jealousy and she hated me from day one. She would often do things to aggravate me on purpose. Most of the time I let things go, but sometimes to get back at her I would "accidentally" hit her; like with my backpack. She made work for me so unpleasant that I set out on a mission. The mission was to get her fired.
It didn’t take long for me to dig up some dirt on her and smear her name in the eyes of the superiors. Hey it wasn’t my fault she was ditching work to hook up with a co-worker while she had a "fiancé" waiting for her at home. However the tipping point fell into my lap quite unexpectedly. Another co-worker of ours confided in me that this said terrorist had, in a sense, sexually harassed her. She would often make explicit comments to my poor confiding friend. On the day in question, she even went as far as pulling up the [already] short skirt my co-worker was wearing. Upon hearing this news I immediately went to my supervisor and reported to her what I had heard. By the end of the day, my arch-enemy was fired!!!!! To this day anytime she sees me she avoids me like a plague and I still laugh about it because in the end: I ALWAYS WIN!